I have people on my ICQ list who are never online, but I’m not sure how many because I have Show Only Online Users enabled.

o/` Who wanna ride it won’t cost ya a dolla wetha soft or hard ya still gonna holla. o/` You nasty, Maj.

I heard a guy asking for suggestions on computer games at the mall a few days ago. When asked what kind of game he was looking for, he said, with a straight face, and I qoute: “I like to blow shit up.”